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Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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