So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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