Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
pray to the hookup gods
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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