Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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