There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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