i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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