Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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