is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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