just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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