he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
