My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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