I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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