how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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