The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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