Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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