he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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