UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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