Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Will you blow on my dice?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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