Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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