Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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