But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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