morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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