We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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