I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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