I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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