This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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