girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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