I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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