I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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