1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
What a dumb baby whore.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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