He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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