Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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