How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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