Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize