Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The air was thick with penises
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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