its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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