Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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