When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
