Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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