I want to stick my p in your. b.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
