I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
The beer is more important than you right now.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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