he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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