Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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