He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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