Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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