STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Just high enough for therapy.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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