oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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