No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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