I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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