Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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