Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
