You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
As shirtless as possible
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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