I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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