all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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